Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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