grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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