STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
