There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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