no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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