You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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