I hope mine doesn't look like that
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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