How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
