She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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