I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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