didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Did I show you my penis last night?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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