why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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