so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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