Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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