there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Someone shattered a urinal.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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