That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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