he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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