Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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