matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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