I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
