Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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