You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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