you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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