butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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