How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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