Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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