dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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