i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
you made out with another girl for some wings
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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