Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
