haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I've blown a few things in my day
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I woke up under a house in Key West
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