talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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