If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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