you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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