just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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