i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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