The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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