I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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