I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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