she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
This is my gift to your gina
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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