Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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