He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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