The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
If I die, sorry about rent.
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