Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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