Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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