my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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