Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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