i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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