I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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