David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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