the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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