Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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