and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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