only if we run a train.
done.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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