Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I just had sex on a roof
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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