but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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